Residency approved and Free to a good home

Well the big news this morning is that I received word that my residency in Costa Rica was approved! This means that I am not broke anymore and can live here full time. Unfortunately, Barry has not yet been approved and we don’t quite understand why. We are using the same paperwork and his application number is lower than mine. Maybe they don’t think that building a house in a foreign country using a foreign language is enough stress for him. Maybe his wife going a tad loco everyday about the lack of money for 6 months isn’t enough for him either. On top of all of that he has to consider that his wife gets to stay and he may be forced to leave the country and all the Tico’s wouldn’t mind having an American girl and a husky :). So….CR immigration if you are reading, please grant Barry residency so that he can relax and we can enjoy this beautiful place as a couple.

This is an ad that was placed on Craigslist by someone about someone else. It’s been up for several days now with no takers!

FREE EL SALVADORIAN MAN

Are you looking for a guard, caretaker, new grandpa (only 77 years old) or warm body? Then please take this man!

He has overstayed his welcome on our property and needs a new home.

If you are looking for someone who:

-Breaks out in song or whistle
-Can test your hammocks
-Go through your garbage (or stuff you left out)
-Distracts your workers with frivolous talking
-(Sorry, Having trouble thinking of any other useful skills he possesses)

Then we have got your man!

• Location: Bataan, Costa Rica
•it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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